We don't want freedom, we want bars with beer and bars with 4G LTE.
Liberty never price matched so it can come after we open a few grocery stores,
and the pursuit of happiness ended with universal television and cheap porn.
So go, celebrate, we've finally won.
But remember,
Jimmy Fallon is on at ten
Jimmy Fallon is on at ten
and those divorce papers are due soon.
wow. just wow. it amazes me how take something so real and complex and representing it so perfecting with concrete, specific details.
ReplyDeleteYou amaze me with how you start with a topic so dull and make it into something interesting
ReplyDelete"Liberty never price matched so it can come after we open a few grocery stores, and the pursuit of happiness ended with universal television and cheap porn"
ReplyDeleteFreak Trevor keep writing. You're amazing
Wow. That last line
ReplyDeleteBut also the first. Ooo and the second and third
And everything in between
Wow.