Saturday, January 30, 2016

4G LTE

We don't want freedom, we want bars with beer and bars with 4G LTE.
Liberty never price matched so it can come after we open a few grocery stores,
and the pursuit of happiness ended with universal television and cheap porn.


So go, celebrate, we've finally won.
But remember,
Jimmy Fallon is on at ten
and those divorce papers are due soon.

4 comments:

  1. wow. just wow. it amazes me how take something so real and complex and representing it so perfecting with concrete, specific details.

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  2. You amaze me with how you start with a topic so dull and make it into something interesting

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  3. "Liberty never price matched so it can come after we open a few grocery stores, and the pursuit of happiness ended with universal television and cheap porn"
    Freak Trevor keep writing. You're amazing

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  4. Wow. That last line
    But also the first. Ooo and the second and third
    And everything in between
    Wow.

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